fiddle with your pickle

When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.

Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.

Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”

by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020

skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

Filbo Fiddle Pie

He's a terrible mayor but he's pretty cool.

Beffica: Filbo Fiddle Pie is a terrible mayor.
Wambus: Yeah.

by Virtual Fella April 25, 2021

tickle my fiddle

when somebody says something remotely triggering or funny

makes you exhale slightly harder from the nostrils

"Damn Liz, u got the booty girl"
"Haha wow, that really did tickle my fiddle"

by Saithong October 6, 2016

Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

faddle

a hot dog

Give me one of them delicious looking faddles, please.

by detlefschremph June 1, 2011

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004