fucked dumb

fucked to the point of confusion and stupidity.

that porn star used to be smart, but she got fucked dumb.

by stinksTheCat March 2, 2011

jangle fucked

A situation that involves several entities that are in disarray to the highest degree.

Because my computer, Iphone, and WiFi were all down, everything was just jangle fucked.

by Hookster479 March 14, 2017

it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.

Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

by FrostStar November 20, 2019

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

fucked stupid

Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked

Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."

Girl 1: "what?"

by jeezitscheeze April 15, 2020

farthole fucker

A person who engages in rough anal sex.

The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.

by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.

1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."

by princeoffacade January 17, 2022