Slap the frog

A phrase for masturbating (used for females) but if your parents ask it’s about the meme pepe

“Dang I can’t wait till I get home so I can slap the frog”

by Queentea13 March 13, 2019

Frog smile

A sexual act in which a naked man drags his flaccid penis across a naked woman's back ,in a leapfrog motion, to get his penis erect.

Guy: Dude, how do you get hard 'fore you give her the nasty?

Guy 2: I just frog smile dat bitch. Bitches love frog smiles!
Guy: you're a dick, ya know that?

by Xyine September 18, 2015

frog-tied

When each leg of an individual are tied independently in a fully bent position with each respective arm extended along the outside of the knee with the wrists tied to each ankle, forcing the individual’s legs to spread openly leaving their private area exposed and vulnerable, resembling the stance of a frog.

After the burglar had frog-tied her on the couch in her skimpy sun dress, Nancy regretted having not worn panties that day, as her generous love nest was completely exposed and defenseless to the burglar’s advances.

by Barefeet98 January 23, 2008

Mexican Staring Frog

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...

by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007

Frog

The best animal in the entire universe. It is the most powerful thing on the earth. If you try to oppose one, you might kill it, but your life will never be the same. Also paper frogs are sick.

Oh look at that frog.
Yeah I know, it is so amazing.

by FrogLover342324 January 16, 2018

Frogbag

A person who is random, sometimes even hyper and strange.

The dude is such a frogbag. But I love him for it.

by Car Son August 20, 2010

Frog Smile

It requires you and a partner getting naked. The male would do a leap frog and the penis drags across the backside.

Jane and I did the Frog Smile last night!

by The_Illuminati September 27, 2015