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friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015
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I wish I had friends. :(
by trippingboi July 10, 2021
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by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017
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Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.
by randomgurl April 5, 2017
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friends are some one who like you for who you are not beqacuse of ur stile of stuff their there cuz there they are friends and some of them try to trick you if you have you have alot of mony and they pretend to like you so they can steal your mony those people who ar like that make me sick i used to have a friend like that she wuz really bossy and mean and told lies she blamed every thing that she did wrong she did wrong so i always got in truble when she wuz the 1 who did it it felt like she wuz taking over my life and i hated her i never got the chance to say stop doing wutever she did wrong at that time then when i got the chance i sed to "stop pushing me arong you blame everything on me its not fair so just stop i had enough already u cant take over me life its just not faif u can't do that"then she went to an other school a few month later and i wuz reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy happt it wuz 1 of the happest days of my life !!!!!! go me go me go me i did not know better to have a friend like her i wuz 5 !it wuz not right i had to say that cuz she wuz takin over my life
it wuz driven me crazy it wuz horrable she wuz like trin to take over my life i hated it it wuz anoing
by gwen March 21, 2005
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by The binduet December 15, 2017
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Actually the most awesome TV show in the history of ever.
Friends just is. Do not question Friends.
by Vince19 February 2, 2014
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