swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.

Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "

by iris1234 July 27, 2016

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.

I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.

by peecee1978 November 25, 2011

Blue Friday

Blue Friday is a Seattle Seahawks tradition created a couple years ago where all fans are supposed to wear their favorite Seahawks gear on Fridays to support the team. Originally it was for game day Fridays, but now it's EVERY Friday during the regular season.

I'm wearing my Beastmode jersey for this Blue Friday.

by ranolake62 September 22, 2017

Funky Friday

fun-ass game on roblox that is based on the hit rhythm game "Friday Night Funkin", or like DDR. You can customize stuff such as the arrow design, how fast the arrows go towards the notes. ect. Theres many mods, from easy (sky), to hard (freedom dive). Overall, its a fun mutiplayer rhythm game

Bacon: how change arrows in Funky Friday
Sweat: go to the settings tab bro

by NotDuke69420 October 28, 2022

Friday O'Clock Shadow

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

Friday Fatigue

Being too exhausted on Friday due the rest of the week to go out and have fun, or do anything other than sleep. A serious condition any place where employees or students are worked to the bone.

Suzy: Hey May, our finals are finally over! Its Friday, lets go out and celebrate.
May: I really want to, but I'm running on 4 hours of sleep, I won't be able to make it.

May has Friday fatigue.

Bill: Bob, you won your first case! Lets go out and celebrate, its Friday!
Bob: I've been too stressed out to sleep all week, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight.

Bob has Friday fatigue.

by JStech November 27, 2012

friday night loneliness

It's Friday night and everybody is out partying and you're just sitting on your couch staring into space and wishing someone would at least message you or call etc. I sometimes suffer from Friday night loneliness but thank god for The internet and YouTube.

Are you suffering from Friday Night loneliness? Well go on YouTube and have a YouTube spree.

by The Darkside October 23, 2014