freelance 15

Similar to the 15 pounds gained in freshman year, the freelance 15 is a similar phenomenon known to occur when someone leaves a regular 9-5 career in favor of going freelance. You eat more, sleep more and generally are less active as you no longer expel the energy to get to and from work everyday.

"I'm thinking about going freelance full-time"

"Just watch out for the freelance 15"

by chetwoolery November 9, 2012

Freelancer

A fancy word for unemployed that white people use

"Yeah I didn't really fit into my job, so I decided to become a freelancer"

by The Snow Nigro June 20, 2017

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Freelancer

Your mom on weekends.

Guy1: Hey, so, I wanted to talk to you about what you said about my mom behind my back...

Guy2: OK

Guy1: ...that wasn't very nice...

Guy2: YO MOMS A HO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAA!!! FREELANCER!!!!!

by IAmRealPerson October 19, 2021

froilanmark

Froilanmark refers to the best man in the room.

Man,froilanmark is amazing

by Diobrandowr November 22, 2021

freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022

freelance pharmacist

Drug dealer.

It's not politically correct to call them drug dealers they're freelance pharmacists.

by jasorkowski657 November 10, 2022