Surewood Forest

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.

Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.

by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009

Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019

Forest Mix

The act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners anus and licking it out.

I gave that little niglet a forest mix

by fhgul April 29, 2011

Foreskin

Nature's tarp

My foreskin is all natural baby, it's nature's tarp!

by Drdude September 5, 2012

foreskin

the flesh you pull back to pee really far

had to pull back my foreskin to finish writing my name in the snow

by kyrtap February 23, 2011