fossil water

jocular way of referring to crude oil
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 12, 2010
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Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.
by Angiece June 23, 2020
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Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
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fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0
Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022
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fossil brained

“your so fossil brained”
by bussybuttsayeee January 01, 2022
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shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010
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Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record
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