Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 12, 2010
Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
by Angiece June 23, 2020
A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.
by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022
“your so fossil brained”
by bussybuttsayeee January 01, 2022
I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.
by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010