Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018

floofer doot

Noun. A very furry and cute cat or kitten.

Shirley is showing off her new flower kitten collar like a proper floofer doot.

by DougExeter May 25, 2021

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009

Dip-Foolery

When you are just about to have sexual intercourse and you dip your penis in her vagina only to pull it out and stop because of guilt

I was with that person last night but only had a bit of Dip-Foolery because I felt guilty

by GraMoore February 24, 2015

fooger schnozzles

A term of frustration or indearment depending on the context

Mary: The market is down today.

Chris: o fooger schnozzles :-(

Mary: I got an A on my test!

Chris: your a fooger schnozzles!! :-)

by yankeefan8326 April 29, 2008

ok foomer

Much like the phrase "ok boomer" but applies to furries who are being stupid and/or boomers who are furries.

Mackenzie: *says something rational*
Craig: *says some stupid bullshit*
Mackenzie: ok foomer
Craig: *uwus angrily*

by yeetskeetbeatmymeat33 December 4, 2019