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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by colored people. However, the true Cracker is not offended- he takes pride in who he is and where he came from.

Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel September 3, 2008
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Florida

Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead.
by haywood September 8, 2004
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Top Florida

A term used to describe the more traditionally Southern regions of Florida encompassing all of the northen areas of Florida from the Atlantic to the panhandle.
These Top Florida girls are country compared to those Miami chicks.
by ace5on4 February 21, 2008
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Florida Marlins

The World Series Kings. Never lost a world series even though they have been to only two. Hard to hate but hard to love.
Damn, The Florida Marlins are looking good so far. If they make it to the World Series they are gonna win.
by Mr.Stanifer May 5, 2008
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Florida State Trooper

Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.
I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers
by Zer0Acid July 6, 2010
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Florida Keys

When looking at a map, the chain of islands that are right under Florida. It is composed of many different islands but organized by upper keys and lower keys. Big Pine Key is the only island in this chain that is inhabited by Key Deer.
Let's go visit the Florida Keys!
by Lemonless June 13, 2008
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Florida whore

A female Floridian who lives for the next provider of free drinks, shelter, drugs and food, in that order. The provider does not have to be rich, but a nice car or motorcycle is a must. The Florida whore has a life cycle three times of that of regular whores due to the nice climate, laid-back lifestyle and older-skewing population. Where a regular whore must hang it up after 30 or lower her standards, a Florida whore can feed from providers and go to the beach every day until she is 45 or older.
Florida whore identifiers: Bleached crispy hair, tan but with a zillion freckles from sun damage, smokes, can pack all belongings in one knock-off designer bag for quick travel to the next boyfriend's apartment, drinks Bud Light but can switch to Grey Goose if someone else is paying, clothing consists of tube tops, cutoff shorts and flip-flops, never has money but her nails are always immaculate.
This dude paid for Brenda's drinks last night and took her for a ride in his Acura. She'll meet us at the beach bar after she drops her stuff off at his place. Being a Florida Whore has paid off for Brenda about ten years now.
by Acts of Janice July 19, 2011
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