Floofa

A fluffy loofa that that you use to bathe in the shower with and gentle clean your crevices and body.

When scrubbing my asshole I prefer to use my floofa as my loofa isn’t gentle enough with my precious bumhole

by My heart will go on February 9, 2019

Floogleness

A placeholder noun used when you only need one word, so lipsum would be too long.

"It says 'This value indicates floogleness' on the slides - what the hell does that mean?"
"I don't know, probably some random word Dave made up"

by PigeonParty July 7, 2021

floofawafer

A dogs very floofy and nice tail

Have you seen my dogs floofy floofawafer

by Floofking445 November 4, 2021

Floojah

A word used mainly as an obsenity when something bad happens. For example stubbing a toe, cutting a finger, accidently firing off a nuclear missile and causing nuclear winter.

"Oh Floojah!"
"How the Floojah did that happen?"
"What the Floojah am I doing here?"
"Who the Floojah are you?"
"Get out of here you Floojah!"

by Andrew Roxborough October 29, 2004

floogie

one singular pubic hair

i sucked down his floogie that night

by grumble slave January 15, 2018

Flogasm

When a female stranger, in any place or time, randomly makes a loud sound, as if orgasming.

" Dude, last night in the bar this really hot girl had a major flogasm."

by lasagnaeater January 3, 2009

Floogenhooser

a) Used in exclamation after witnessing something exciting, cool, or interesting .
b) Used to purposely embarrass oneself.
c) Because of it's first letter, you can smoothly change the f-word into Floogenhooser under circumstances where the f-word would be less than appropriate.

a) You see something blow up on TV - "FLOOGENHOOSER! That was cool!"
b) You run in front of the screen at a movie theater while yelling "FLOOGENHOOSER, FLOOGENHOOSER!"
c) You stub your toe while at your grandma's house - "Fu....loogenhooser!"

by Wagg February 21, 2005