Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

flondom

A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"

When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.

by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023

Flong

When you mispronounce the word “long” and it comes out as “flong”

Why are the cheese sticks so flong - uh, I meant to say long!

by Deck the Halls,Falalalalalala May 16, 2023

fling flong

when you really tryna smash. And them clothes come off and your legs open and the sound effects is FLING FLONG. BOOM.

Yo when I saw him I just thought dayum FLING FLONG.

by toasterstruddles247 November 28, 2017

ding flong

Vilis ding flong

Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet

by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018

Fongo

Another name for a bong or water pipe.

'Bob bought a quarter and packed his mates up a few fongo's.

by ..sly March 20, 2011

flong

Slang term for thong, perhaps in reference to a flesh-coloured flong, but can be used to refer to any thong.
The word can then be expanded upon and used as a verb.

"I've got my flong on"
"I'm flonging it"
"I'm feeling flongalicious today"
"I'm flon flong flashing"

by Fiona Bruce May 15, 2008