Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

Foaty

Proper way to pronounce forty.
Used to reference a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor, though any bottle of this size is technically a foaty, regardless of its content.

Yo nigga, pass me that weed and a couple of foaties.

by doktorfunk January 7, 2005

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

Sink or Float

A question asked to men asking whether or not their dick sinks or floats in a bathtub. Women have still not received the same answer... some men say float, others say sink.

Girl: Does it sink or float?
Guy: it sinks

Girl: Does it sink or float?

Guy: oh it definitely floats

by igotchudontworry November 4, 2019

back teeth are floating

When somebody has to pee so bad that the urine has filled their whole body all the way up to the back of the mouth and makes the back teeth float in urine

I had to piss so bad that my back teeth are floating

by KevlarKev October 28, 2007