Fitz Vacker

fictional black haired dude with no personality and teal eyes, one of the dudes fighting over the queen of oblivous

"Fitz Vacker is hot!"
"Explains why you aren't, Kelly."

by booknook101 December 7, 2020

Fitzhugh

The most clever and charismatic man to ever have graced this planet. Often referred to simply as "fitz," Ftizhugh is truly a magnificent specimen of human existence.

"I heard that Tom just donated his entire life savings to build a shelter for Ethiopian children! And he's managed to have sexual intercourse with 5 women this month!!"
"Wow, he's definitely beginning to remind me of Fitzhugh..."

by Louis O'Brian September 25, 2010

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The last great president of the United States, a Man of the people, great speaker. He was a very noble man, who gave his life for the good of the average American citizen. Although it did no good, as the corruption of our government reaches to far for one man to reach. Here he warns of Secert Government Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaZ9pXvYTg

The President was trying to inform the American people about the deceit and lies behind the Illuminati infiltration of the U.S. Government. He made steps to dismantle the CIA , to pull our troops out of bloody affairs. This didn't please the Global Elite, he was soon killed by a "Lone Gunman".

The Global Elite killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy after he made steps to alert to masses to there presence , murder , and propaganda. He made steps to dismantle the CIA and other organizations that do the work of the Illuminati and there supporters in the U.S. government.

by American Citizen #014256 January 13, 2007

Fitzfuckhead

-This is for everyone who is a dumb fuckin retarded piece of shit who enjoy the act of diarrhea fucking and being a total fucking fagfuck in life.

- fucked in the head to the extent that you're almost sexually retarded

-That little shitbag is a fucking FITZFUCKHEAD

-That fag fucks his own shit! he's such a FITZFUCKHEAD

by BHSSucks231 December 2, 2009

Fitzgerald

When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"

Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald

by C. Harrell December 17, 2008

Fitzpatrick

When you punched your friend for no reason and he or she got bruised

When we met at the shop I fitzpatricked Sean.

by Krychowiak June 23, 2016

flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.

So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.

by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006