greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

greeting card flatulence by enuss April 12, 2008

end of film flatulence

Uncontrollable flatulence near the end of a film

Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.

end of film flatulence by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010

faux flatulence 

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

faux flatulence by palomar65 August 29, 2011

neural flatulence 

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

neural flatulence by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

mental flatulence 

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

mental flatulence by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

faucet flatulence 

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

faucet flatulence by QuacksO May 6, 2019

phantasmal flatulence 

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

phantasmal flatulence by Mortamort March 28, 2021