flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Flat Top Betty

A woman with short hair.

Also a song by Paisley Wilde

That woman there is a Flat Top Betty!

by Paisley Wilde June 9, 2011

flat baller

An Ultimate frisbee player. The "ball" in this case is a 175 gram Discraft ultrastar.

I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.

by Imaginablemedium March 7, 2012

Flat as Holland

When something is so flat that it resembles the landscape of Holland

John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you

by Celfore January 14, 2019

Dummy flat

The opposite of dummy thicc, someone who has absolutely no ass

Damn boi he so dummy flat his ass curves inward

by CavemanTheSecond December 21, 2019

Flat Chat

When someone is extremely busy

He is flat chat on other work today and will get back to you tomorrow.

by odelay May 6, 2012

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020