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Flashlight

A person, place, or thing, most often a person, that a person can focus on for direction forward emotionally.
Friend: Your life is so chaotic: how are you keeping life together?
Person: I just focus on my friends, they’re my flashlight.
by Sarizaddi September 11, 2021
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African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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Forbidden Flashlight

A vape, usually one that has an LED light on the end of it. May also be used to address specific brands such as Elf Bar.
“I saw a 12 year old kid sucking on a forbidden flashlight in the school bathroom last Tuesday. Crazy right?”
by notasexualpredator July 31, 2023
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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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Flashlighting

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.
by Vogelism March 24, 2021
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flashlight head

The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.
You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye
by Xieflow December 1, 2003
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Flashlight guy

The mysterious man that can be summoned only at the powerlines in fertigs by smoking weed, blasting music, and flashing lights.
That night we went up to the powerlines during a pitch black night we accidentally summoned flashlight guy
by Dusterdo September 21, 2025
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