thanks for flashlighting me
by theflashlighter November 24, 2021
Get the flashlightingmug. The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
Get the African Flashlightmug. by Vogelism March 24, 2021
Get the Flashlightingmug. by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018
Get the Legs Could Be Flashlightsmug. by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 22, 2016
Get the flashlight itmug. Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009
Get the the flashlight of godmug. by secretlover231 April 3, 2010
Get the flashlight in the closetmug.