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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
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Magic Russian Flashbang

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
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Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013
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Flashbang

Like a flash mob, but a public orgy.
Hey bros! You guys want to be in an all dude flashbang?
by MasterBlaster139 December 16, 2022
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flashbang effect

Flashbang Effect: When you walk outside from being into a dark room and the light blinds you.
Dude I call that the flashbang effect, its fitting isn't it.
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flashbang

when a girl is sucking you off and when you cum you cum in her eyes, whilst simultaneously whacking both of her ears creating a ringing effect
me: i flashbanged that bitch
friend: that’s far out man! you know what they say though, like father like son!
me: you said it best brother!
by Yung_Eluslive February 6, 2019
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