Brown Flakes

The flakes of faeces that crumble off whilst picking the dried bits around your Corn Hole. Normally from not wiping after going to the toilet.

Hey James, I couldnt be bothered to wipe last night, now i have Brown Flakes.

by Sean April 13, 2005

Rasta Flakes

Often used in association with cereal and weed; rasta flakes is a slang word referring to weed.

Chris: I had two bowls for breakfast, one was cereal.
Jarad: What was the other?
Chris: A nice bowl of rasta flakes.

by Nymphetamine2791 October 18, 2009

Frosted Flakes

a cerel that is not only real yummy, but has the most awsome animal in the world advertising them -tony the tiger!

"dude, pass me the milk so i can eat my FROSTED FLAKES" "sure thing, man"

by like, dude! May 28, 2003

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015

pwn flakes

waking up in the morning and getting pwned by a cereal.

you bought pwn flakes this morning didn't you!>>!>>!@#$%^&*@

by pwn masta 99 September 22, 2010

cray flakes

n. What crazy people eat every day for breakfast.

adj. Someone or something that is properly crazy.

Noun Example: Do you know Erica? That bitch eats mad cray flakes.

Adjective Example: They fired you? That shit's cray flakes.

by danfseviltwin January 4, 2014

Shitty Flakes

(n) The leftover fecal matter in the toilet bowl after flushing

I shit so hard, I have shitty flakes even after two flushes.
Shitty flakes is not a cereal.
Shitty flakes are bad to find in a public bathroom.

by ArchAngle June 11, 2014