fladoodle

-To have sex with someone in a close range in order to release oneself from a dry spell

-To masturbate

I was lonely last night so I fladoodled.

by DessyDontLikeYou April 20, 2015

Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Floogle

a floogle the new name for the number 1 with a million zeros after it.

I would't have sex with the fat girl for a floogle dollars.

by dakota kid October 23, 2009

fanoogle

to be all over someone in an intimate way; to engage in innapropriate contact while doing something else

The two liked to fanoogle backstage when they were supposed to be practicing lines.

by Mattqueesha August 22, 2009

Musky Flagpole

Inserting one's member into different sauces and inserting into your partner's vagina, and then into her mouth so she can guess what the flavor is

I dipped my cock in BBQ sauce and gave my girlfriend a Musky Flagpole, she thought it was fish paste!

by Skibert April 15, 2009

Figoogle it out

Using Google to figure out how to fix your problems; whether it be mechanical, physical, mental or spiritual.

1. I'm trying to figoogle out how to replace the battery in my iPod.

2. I wonder if I can figoogle out if I have an STD?

3. Figoogle it out yourself!

by BBill August 11, 2010

Flying Fladoodle

A fill in word for cursing. Or just an amazing random word to shout out!

"What the flying fladoodle!!"

*awkwardly quiet*
"hehe.. FLYING FLADOODLE." <3

by Blondey! October 7, 2011