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meth flab 

(noun) the saggy, drooping flesh that hangs from a person's body caused by rapid weight loss due to prolonged use of methamphetamine; particularly that of a previously overweight and/or morbidly obese individual

(sounds very similar to 'meth lab' when used in conversation)
"I wonder how long it took her to build up that meth flab." or "That meth flab destroyed her life."
meth flab by Flabstinence November 14, 2013

Six-pack flab

A condition where when a fat man gets so fat that his fat looks like a six pack made of fat
"Jim, look at my abs!"
"Those are more like six-pack flabs!"
Six-pack flab by Cts011198 April 25, 2010

pocket flab 

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.
Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?
pocket flab by DrSamba December 17, 2013

Titty flab bitch 

Titty flab bitch is a little bitch who won't step the fuck up because their scared out of their titties
Dont be such a titty flab bitch Daniel just kick the fucking snake

chest flab 

Small breasts that take on no shape. Not indifferent to a slight stomach or arm fat. Only recognizable by the two nipples. Chest flab is most commonly found on Asian women.
"Hey, look at her tits. Oh wait, those aren't tits, it's just chest flab."
chest flab by Curtis Green September 1, 2007

flib flab 

the lips of a vagina.
Bret's flib flabs are so damn big and flabby. damn for a fatty she got some big lips! o fo sho
flib flab by Cody crawford September 28, 2006