twerk flab

when a flab in your buttox jingles while you twerk.

i have a major twerk flab today.

by fuckmanfart5 July 14, 2016

flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 May 19, 2011

Piece of Flab

Someone who is annoying and you can't get rid of them. They are also just there.

DAISY! STOP BEING A PIECE OF FLAB!

by flabbysurfer December 4, 2017

flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

neutral flab

A group of people, who are always neutral, and hang out in the flab. THey are pranksters. They also love saying neutral flab.

dude, did you see neutral flab tepee that house last night?

man, i love neutral flab !

by Evan Broadbent March 25, 2009

flab cock

when a male has to much sex.and his penis shrivels up like a hairy snake.

Josh sure has flab cock after all that sex with megan

by Brently October 31, 2006