n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.
That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
by Mowen989 March 6, 2009
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Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".
by A Muskateer August 26, 2016
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a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018
Get the pussy ferret mug.1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
Get the Milk the ferret mug.Barry O'Farrell is a okay guy who was a very good premier he always listened to the public and everyone like him, the only problem with him is that he announced the Northwest Metro that's the only bad side about him but besides that he was a very good premier.
Person 1: He wasn't that bad.
Person 2: He always listened to people
Person 3: He cares about people.
Person 4: The only problem with him was that he announced the Northwest Rail link.
Person 5: He's such a Barry O'Farrell
Person 2: He always listened to people
Person 3: He cares about people.
Person 4: The only problem with him was that he announced the Northwest Rail link.
Person 5: He's such a Barry O'Farrell
by redjelly86 May 8, 2020
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by A fine pickle jar February 16, 2023
Get the Freddie das Ferkel mug.Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.
Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.
Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.
Michael: What a terrible idea...
by T. Dub! November 15, 2011
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