taint feathers

The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"

After he saw all the taint feathers on the floor he knew he had to shit somewhere else.

by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017

Head Under Feather

When someone does something wrong and gets upset by the result, but refuses to admit a mistake even though they are clearly in the wrong.

Joe ran a stop sign and got chewed out by a cop. He would not let it go and was so Head Under Feather about it.

by Phil O December 14, 2007

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

featherweight

Someone who can get drunk or high off of incredibly small amounts of stuff. Usually a small person.

Dude! Sherry's passed out in the bathroom! Didn't she only have a quarter of a beer? Featherweight!!

Okay, Hannah, you better only have one hit. You're such a featherweight, last time you had two and you were stoned for days.

by afoxinsox May 7, 2010

featherweight

a small person who easily gets drunk or high.

if you weigh 98 pounds, you are a featherweight.

by abbiXcore June 26, 2005

feather wood

a white girl for white pride/power

That feather wood is one down ass chick.

by Valhallas Valkyries June 26, 2009

Spitting-feathers

i) To be very thirsty, usually for a nice cup of tea (or cuppa).

- A metaphor for the mouth being so dry it feels like it's full of feathers.

ii) To be very angry - foaming at the mouth.

- With the flecks of saliva flying from the mouth (when enraged) being likened to feathers.

i) Aw man, after swigging that salt I'm spitting-feathers. You want a cuppa?

ii) You should have seen him - he was spitting-feathers. I only stroked his beard once.

by Cumberpatch September 6, 2006