bologna facing

the act wrecking the paint job on someone's car by putting a smiley face made out of bologna on the hood.

i just bologna faced that dude's car, he's gonna be pissed when he peels the bologna off and realizes that the paint job is wrecked. (bologna facing)

by lumberjackattack October 29, 2005

cock facing

when facing a cock blocker in an awkward circumstance but prevail as the victor.

He is totally cock blocking right now. Let me show that cock blocker what cock facing is all about.

by Duy Ho April 18, 2010

faucking

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex.

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."

by $Bill November 5, 2008

Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.

Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.

by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

Facing

is normally what teens do if they are afraid of commitment or just dont want to make a full commitment to their partner. if someone is facing they are still allowed to go with, meet or face someone else even if they are already facing someone. when u are facing someone u still do things u would do with a steady boy/girlfriend eg, finger, suck off, fuck, lick out, etc. but would be considered sluttish if they arent even going steady.

boy 2 goes with michelle then waves her off and says ill see ya damara *winks*
boy: who was dat?
boy 2: michelle
boy: is she not annoyed you went with carrie yesterday?
boy 2: no cause we're only facing
boy: ah rite

girl: im not sure im ready to go steady as i dont want to move on to quick
boy: how bout we just face then?
girl: okay then

by lendinahelpinhand April 8, 2010

blue facing

to be engage in the writing/reading of text messages or emails (such that the blue illumination of the electric device reflects off of your face).

Dude, stop blue facing, we have to go!

by B East December 15, 2008