by Hydra187 November 19, 2017
Get the Feathering mug.When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 27, 2007
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the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?
MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.
WOMAN: very well then.
MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
Get the Fluttering Queef mug.When you're at a café or restaurant etc and you and your friend(s) sit there for hours eating even though you're not hungry cuz you've got nothing better to do.
A bunch of friends have been at a café Afro about 4 hours and have eaten a pizza,ice cream,cake, pastries,chips and are waiting on an order of cannoli are fatting
by Binta_schiyade July 31, 2015
Get the Fatting mug.by Scubagod October 26, 2006
Get the heiny tatterings mug.When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!
Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005
Get the fluttering bird mug.Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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