FARTeth

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Farté

Fart, but in a fancy, gentleman-like way

Excuse me, Reginald, but I must take a step outside and release a most classy farté.

by Lilniggafert February 6, 2020

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021

Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

Fartesy

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.

I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.

by yemadafaka October 19, 2010

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011