fart

The tone of the fart is inversely proportional to the tension of the anus on emission

A fart that is a:

a squeaker - tight
deep and throaty - baggy

by naughty J October 15, 2006

fart

a trapped turd crying for help

man 1:freeeeeep! o shit dude i just shart-farted.
man 2:jesus help that turd he is trapped!

by cdawg111 June 3, 2010

fart

1. n. A slight explosion between two legs

Synonyms: tooted, shot a bunny, started a motorcycle, and made a naughty noise

Good gracious, Bernard, he farted

by Sir Marmot Piggle October 15, 2006

fart

cutting the cheese hard

wanna go fart and put it in ur mouth?

by chiza April 22, 2008

fart

A Butt Whistle

Playing The Ass Trumpet

Anyone wanna hear me play a solo?
Fart!

by Netters October 15, 2006

fart

Free-floating anal vapors

good god, those free-floating anal vapors stink!

by knowone October 15, 2006

fart

Federal Ass Radiation Tank

Michael's car is a FART
(Thanx to Jon for inventing this one)

by Chicken Fu(ker October 15, 2006