Someone who uses harmless falsenesses integrated into vaguely truthful stories with the intent of having a good laugh with friends. The juvial nature of the false teller does not in anyway make him a liar
by theKO September 13, 2006
Get the false teller mug.A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
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Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020
Get the False dichotomy mug.When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.
"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."
by Motek July 29, 2005
Get the bunk false combo mug.An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.
"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."
by Trojan29 June 12, 2009
Get the false sense of humor mug.Coined by singer/producer/writer The Dream in the song of the same name in 2007, to falsetto is to reach an orgasm during sex or a sexual act, and scream in a high-pitched tone. Usually executed by females, but can also be done by males.
Hey dude, you should've heard me and my girl Tasia last night. I made her falsetto so loud i thought my ears were gonna EXPLODE!
by Lisa Jay :D December 28, 2007
Get the falsetto mug.when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.
by souleater666666 August 28, 2010
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