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false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
false wake up by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010
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false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.
Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.
false knowledge by bigcheddar April 11, 2015

False Hope 

When someone makes you believe or give you feelings about something that isn’t true.
She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.
False Hope by Strawberry milk tea January 4, 2021

false metal 

Originated by Manowar, they originally used it to describe the music of the Glam/Hair bands of the Eighties. In a modern context, it can be used to describe numerous Nu-Metal bands.

"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"

-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.
That poser only likes False Metal.

Quit listening to that False Metal and stick some Manowar on!
false metal by BPRW August 11, 2004

False hope 

False hope comes under depression and deep emotions, you hope that something will happen and the opposite does. You may trace your fingers along your skin and reach for a blade but nothing has ever cut deeper then believing in things that don’t happen, some days for people it could be depression or suicidal thoughts that get in the way of your dreams so they just become false hopes.
‘That’s a dream I have, but what’s the point I’m just gaining false hope.’
False hope by Deaddreams_x January 27, 2019

false claim 

Somebody who claim to be in a gang ( blood , crip ) but really ain't bout that life
That boy kelvin swear he blood but really he just false claim

False Accusations 

When someone fasly accuses you of doing something that you didn’t do.
Boyfriend: You weren’t really taking a nap we’re you? I bet you were cheating because you’re a liar or some shit

Girlfriend: Why are you accusing me of being a cheating liar when I was just fucking sleeping ? Stop giving me false accusations
False Accusations by SGM01 September 23, 2018