Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

Fairservice

noun: One who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.
Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.

"Wow, what the hell was that, it smells gross"
"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"
"Nah I heard Martin was in town"
"What a Fairservice"

Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man
Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.
Jim: Why, what happened?
Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!
Jim: You fucked my daughter?!

by TheKellster539 January 10, 2009

Faisal

Faisal is a common name associated with men who are trend setters in all things fashion. The have the best hair.

They’re quiet and humble but don’t underestimate their ego. They are macho, also referred to as Lions and Geniuses.

Their only fault is they are horrible at betting and often cheer for teams out of ego not skills.

Omg like look at him, his swag is so Faisal-like!

by Daygoooo December 31, 2018

Fairs

Fairs" is a shortened version of the phrases " Fairplay" or " Fair enough

if you don't particularly like someone and they chat to you all the time about their life you could simply reply with fairs to whatever they say. They would soon get the hint that your not exactly interested in whatever it is they have to say.

by Faye Smith March 29, 2011

fass

word to describe a person who is very inquisitive

why u waan know, u too fass

by Taneesha June 9, 2007

failshow

When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.

A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.

When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.

Also a guy that uses FML too much.

That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.

by powersaver23 August 9, 2010

Fassassin

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

by The District July 18, 2009