day fade

getting drunk/high during the hours of 8AM-8PM (the day) before getting shitfaced later that night

me: *checks time* *it's 3PM*

me: yo let's get our day fade on
pal: already with ya on that one *pops bottles*
me: yeeeee

by stephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2014

Faded than a hoe

When one is so high of the zaza that he can only lay in bed while watching cocomelon, and eating cheetos

At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps

You tryna shoot some hoops?

Nah man, I'm faded than a hoe

by Nutmane February 19, 2023

Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009

fareya

Fareya is a wonderful girl. She’s beautiful, kind, and aLwAyS there for you. She is a great listener and has a big heart. She’s the type of girl that you’ll fall in love the first time you meet and over time that love will grow. She’s the type of girl that you can talk about to your family & friends. She makes people happy. If you’re lucky enough to met her she will make you feel like the only guy in the world

I’m so in love with Fareya, she’s so adorable and sweet

by Imyourguy ;) July 19, 2018

faded heart

A faded heart is a heart that's been broken many times but still holding onto hope of finding love.

"Please don't break my faded heart." Faded Heart by BØRNS

by Impasabear July 23, 2018

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.

"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."

by Moggraider January 25, 2014