Facebutting

When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.

Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"

by Dear Camp Taz October 12, 2011

philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.

"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009

Facehugger

A "thing" which wraps it's legs around your neck, and shoves it's penis in your mouth and lays it's eggs. It uses a special mechanism called: Eggjaculation

Holy shit! Look at that facehugger!

by Posiden1234 October 8, 2008

Arabian Facebuster

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.

Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town

by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008

facehug

Sending virtual hugs to facebook friends.

Fred's Facebook profile said "I am going to bed. Facehugs!."

by fred.flintstone.21224 March 25, 2010

facebucks

Virtual money that is used in the on-line community, facebook.com

I won 2,000 facebucks last night playing Texas Hold 'Em.

by daybedoe August 11, 2008

Facebuddy

The phrase used to describe someone you are friends with on facebook but don't actually know personally.

Guy 1, looking at guy 2's facebook page: Duuude, who's this hot chick Sally Smith on your facebook? Hook me up!

Guy 2: I don't know her, she's my cousins friend.
Guy 1: ohh, a facebuddy. Still, she's got some shweet legs.

by Chick Frick July 6, 2009