fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

fart by patrick star May 28, 2003

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fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fart by Lorenzo Mortelli July 20, 2008

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fart

Foul-smelling gas coming from your rear-end.

"I smell a fart, ew!" says Lydia. "That was me" exclaims Jenny

fart by I know about farts! I am smart January 6, 2021

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fart

a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.

marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**

fart by farts_and_sharts96 May 1, 2022