Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

Internet Explorer

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.

"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"

by MagickDio February 6, 2010

Dora the Explorer

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

by paper man September 5, 2008

Explorer

A Ford SUV introduced in 1990 as a 1991 model year vehicle. Ranger based until 2002. Commonly used by pimps and drug dealers.

...I put the pedal to the floor in my two tone Ford Explorer...

by pacodiablo February 14, 2004

dora the explorer

Dora The Border Hopping Explorer is some dumb Mexican child.
"Where's the map!?!" Try looking up your ass.
Speaking of, that map is more fucking annoying than Dora.
"I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAAAPPP!!" Oh shit, seriously? It's a good thing you told us, we for SURE wouldn't be able to figure that one out without you shouting it in our fucking ears for 3 minutes.

*Watching Dora the Explorer while stabbing ears*

Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!
*10 minutes later*
I'm the map I'm the map I'M STILL THE DUMBASS FUCKING MAAAAPP!

by shitguy January 10, 2008

internet explorer

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

by EvanAC September 22, 2005

Internet Explorer

The most ridiculous Browser ever in which my next door neighbor uses as if its the only thing available on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! what an idiot even after i inform him all the time how stupid he is and show him Firefox and the Big "O"
and plenty other browsers its like he just cant comprehend the meaning probably like you reading this or someone you know... mind you this is a guy who has more random information stored in his head then should be allowed and or legal prides himself on knowing crap..... long story short I.E is a Piece of Garbage that should be banned from the internet shouldnt be called internet explorer but maybe "T.B.W.T.N.E.T.E the best way to not explore the internet

Me: "Hey i see you must have just bought this computer seeing that you still have "Internet Explorer" In Fact you must have just bought it today"

Complete Idiot: Nah man ive had this thing for like 3 years now..."

Me: What are you Retarded???........

by GeTiTGoTiTGood August 28, 2009