"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

laugh at my expense

usually when they make a fool of themselves

want to laugh at my expense? check this video

by sawyerwu January 17, 2019

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

the position of a expensive urine within the washroom

The place where a expensive toliet is put, usually in a washroom.

I love the position of a expensive urine within the washroom, it’s so thoughtful!

by rewszdfrfcvhyiuygvbnijnokk Raw June 12, 2024

Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.

Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.

by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

EXPENSIVE

expensive with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E

Mumbo: that will be real EXPENSIVE with a capital E, and maybe a capital X, P, E, N, S, I, V and E
Me: so u need, m o n e e

by Ninja Monke March 8, 2021