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Sexiest man to ever exist

Bare minimum, go watch the first minute of Somebody to Love from Queen's 1982 Milton Keynes concert and tell me Freddie Mercury isn't the sexiest man to ever exist.!

Funniest person to ever fucking exist 

Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist

The prettiest girl to ever exist 

The prettiest girl ever starts with an s
Sarah

She means the world to me and is a blessing, i love her with all my heart
‘who’s that’

‘that’s the prettiest girl to ever exist’
‘oooh that’s sarah!’

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E mean that whoever pees outside and in basements and workout the most, wins. It's about peeing everywhere and the balls.
Shredded Dave: *Pees behind tree.

Buff Tony: *Pees in a basement

Thicc Girls: Ooh. Soo manly.

Dave: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E.

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist 

Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH