Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.

I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym.

by Jacky01 August 31, 2018

Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.

I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym

by Jacky01 August 31, 2018

pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.

Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.

by QuacksO November 5, 2025

dick exercise

An exercise where you exercise you penis so that it gets bigger when it’s hard

Because he did so many dick exercises, he can lift 150lbs with his cock!

by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023

autoesthetic exercise

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

by jfburke619 March 30, 2021