Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

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buffalo exercises

When you gather around with other people who have experienced double-penetration, and thus, their anus' have been stretched and go through the rigorous exercise of anal tightening.

"Lara got together with a group of girls for Buffalo Exercises."

by BleachedBHole February 26, 2018

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tongue exercise

When you want a more powerful tongue for extra curricular activities ;)

Damn girl, you've been working hard on those tongue exercises.

by Johnscandlestick February 21, 2017

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sun exercise

exercising in the sun

strawberry took a damn jog at the park doing his daily sun exercise and immediately realized he was getting burnt as hell.

by lexi223355 May 30, 2016

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exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020

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This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

by jfburke619 March 30, 2021

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