everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

everything but

A means by which a classy lady can maintain her sexual dignity by refraining from penile penetration yet still partaking in all other sexual activities.

'So did you shag that fitty that looks a bit like Duncan from blue?'
'No, we did everything but'

by niahbois May 14, 2010

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

Everything's coming up Milhouse

An exclamation added to the end of a sentence... e.g. when you hate flood pants but then you realize how effective they really are.

"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

everything plus 1

everything in a relationship plus marriage

boy:you are my everything plus 1

girl: awe :)

by boobie goo August 25, 2011

Everything under the sun

To come on your partner’s face while simultaneously spraying their face with various condiments typically used on food

Last night was crazy! I gave that bitch everything under the sun!

by Dadatboidaboidat February 25, 2023

everything sucks

starring a very talented cast which are humorous, and adorable.

- a show in which it shows diversity , LGBTQ+ , and a typical high school show but way more interesting

- Netflix only cancelled it due to them being butthurt and wanting to take off everything that’s underrated but Everything Sucks is not Sucking and deserves to be renewed so #reneweverythingsucks

Friend A- have you seen “On My Block” or “Everything Sucks”?
Friend B- they are both so good but it’s unfair how ONE gets to get a season two and one just gets kicked to the curb

by felthurley May 29, 2018