Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 08, 2016
moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
by smidley October 08, 2017
escalators are fucking stupid
by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 02, 2020
Describes how easy something can be escalated. Often occurs in the business context, especially within big companies with complex matrix structures that require frequent escalations.
by frshmn July 12, 2019
Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 02, 2022
Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 02, 2022
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022