Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 7, 2016
Get the Lateral escalationmug. Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
Get the Golden Escalatormug. Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023
Get the MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATORmug. No matter what kind of misinformation statistics people are given on TV, females aren't better at de-escalating anything than males. Many of the people who live to escalate things are either female or effeminate.
Some, if not many females live to escalate things and not to de escalate them, so trying to bullshit people with statistics to push for more female law enforcement, when there's already too much law enforcement as it is, with people being over recruited and over policed is not going to change the reality of human nature, neither do statistics, no matter how convincing they sound. Some females have an interest in law enforcement, some have an interest in science, others have an interest in music or the things they have an interest in, but at the end of the day if somebody doesn't have an interest in something, trying to push them to develop an interest in it or change their way of thinking isn't making the world a better place the way some would claim it is, and it isn't a selfless cause.
by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021
Get the Escalatemug. Being a friend not just a fan
Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing
Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.
If ignored then the relationship is one sided
Just a fan not a friend
Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing
Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.
If ignored then the relationship is one sided
Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:
Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?
The husband: ope!
The significant other: who’s that?
Husband: oh just the guy from the place
**Not even escalator friends
Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!
*ignored*
Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?
Husband: I have no idea…
Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?
The husband: ope!
The significant other: who’s that?
Husband: oh just the guy from the place
**Not even escalator friends
Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!
*ignored*
Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?
Husband: I have no idea…
by Iakona808 May 29, 2024
Get the Escalator Friendsmug. Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 1, 2022
Get the Golden Escalatormug. A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.
by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 6, 2017
Get the Escalated Whoremug.