erectangle

1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.

similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.

erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'

"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'

girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?

That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..

by Heebies December 14, 2008

Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

Erectabahuma

The act of getting a spontaneous erection.

When I was sitting in math class, I had received an erectabahuma. I quickly had to hide my erection behind my books to prevent embarrassment.

by Callie Shion February 24, 2011

Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately

I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment

by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019