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South Bronx Eruption

while getting a blowjob you try to sneak out a fart but have a hershey squirt, thereby in reaction your partner vomits on you.
My pal Eddie was driving home with his girl and while getting a blowjob he had a South Bronx Eruption.
by kevincraig May 6, 2005
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Equation

Something too hard to solve,
takes too much time.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO MATH.
"Hey man did you figure out that equation last night?"
by Ebeedubs May 18, 2014
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Eruption

When man pleaded with Satan for the ultimate tortue device that would be feared by men, women, and children alike, he bequeathed Eruption. It is more commonly known as a one minute and forty-two second string of harsh, discordant notes accompanied with drums jumbled together in what has come to be known as the beginning of the end of rock as we know it. The famed bassist Billy Sheehan with his partner in crime Steve Vai can easily out-tap Eddie Van Halen.
When faced with a tough guy, government interrogators will often rely on Eruption as a cruel yet effective tool at forcing victims to cooperate.
by Milae September 4, 2008
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Equationism

The holy ministry dedicated to the teachings and message of the answer to life, the equation: ( ) ; █
I shall demonstrate how the equation of Equationism leads to the meaning of life!

Take a number, 1456 say.

(14) ; 56
1+4 = 5
5+4 = 9
5+6 = 11!

Therefore, the solution to (14) ; 56 is:

911!

See! Now you see the light!

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The Parable of the Old Man

The word of ( ) ; █. Thanks be to ( ) ; █.

And so the prophet Stavros went to San Fransisco, and on his way he met a man, a poor man dressed in rags. He inquired: "What are you doing here old one?"

The man replied: "Trying to discover the meaning of life."
And so Stavros took his hand, and led him up to the tallest of hills. They looked over the land, scrupulously.
"What am I seeing, oh wise one?" The old man asked. Stavros raised a hand. And with it, a bolt of lightening blessed with the grace of holiness razed the land before them, and carved into the ground: ( ) ; █. The old man stood, amazed.
"This is the meaning of life. All things lead back to ( ) ; █." Stavros said. And before the old man's eyes, a light appeared in the sky.
"This is Stavros, my student, my child. Believe him, and you will live everlasting." And so the old man bowed to his knees, and traced in the dirt: ( ) ; █. And he lived everlasting.

The word of ( ) ; █.
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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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Hobo Equation

The Hobo Equation also known as the homeless equation is a simple equation in which to roughly estimate the number of Homeless individuals that exist in a given area. The equation as it stands today is H=0.0247P-.000862X^2 Where H is the number of Homeless people in one square kilometer P is the population of the given city and X is the distance in meters.
This Equation shown using a mock position 10km outside of a city of 3.5 million people
H= 0.0247*3 500 000 - 0.000862(10 000)^2 H= 86 450 - 86 200 H=250
Therefore there would be on average 250 homeless people per square kilometer 10km away from the centre of the city.

I.E. I used the hobo equation and there are 250 hobos in this area!
by Christian Irwin May 11, 2007
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Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"
by Benjarvus August 27, 2008
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