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hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share
Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
by cantor356 October 7, 2010
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Balloon Boy Entrepreneur

A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.
"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."
by AngusParvo January 12, 2010
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medical school entrance exam

When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
YO, DID YOU GO TO TO medical school entrance exam SO YOU CAN Rearrange the letters "PNEIS"
into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect,

Those who answered spine are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via email.
by lesser of 2 eviles November 19, 2015
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The alien entrails

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails
by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021
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entrepretender

A business owner who doesn't take the responsibilities of running the business seriously, or has not done the homework necessary to understand all of the aspects of running the business. The owner has done one or more of the following:
• Started the business on a whim, not counting the cost of doing business
• Doesn't understand marketing
• Didn't research to understand if there is a market for his or her product or service
• Doesn't know how to sell, or find people who do
• Doesn't know how to lead people
• Assumed his/her product would win simply because it is superior technology

Or any of a number of other stupid mistakes.
Dick decided to go into business, but didn't do research to find out if there was a market for his offerings. He just assumed that people would want what he had because he thought it was such a great idea. Now he's in a difficult financial position both personally and in business. Dick basically pretended to be in business by not taking it seriously, therefore, he is an entrepretender.
by Bruce Schneider May 9, 2006
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ETrap

An online catfisher who is pretending to be a chick when he really ain't.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm telling you, "she's" a ETrap"
Guy 2: No she's not bro, I even sent her a dick pic and she said it was long
Guy 1: you're gay asf man, you and your ETrap
by USCGC_Ingham_WHEC35 October 8, 2018
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entropist

n.

A human being who has no purpose in life but to consume food and energy and produce nothing but excrement and trash.

A truely useless human being.

A waste of space and air.

One who contributes nothing to humanity.
"Some people think that the beggar on the street is the entropist. Really, it's the guy who has no job, lives by himself and spends his time keeping himself amused. He'll walk right past the beggar and into a 7-eleven. He thinks his change is better spent on a week old hotdog."

"Human beings are entropists by nature, but very few truely make life on Earth better."
by adumb April 26, 2006
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