electile dysfunction

the inability to become aroused by any candidates in the 2008 American presidental election.

"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."

by fineupstandingcitizen August 28, 2008

Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately

I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment

by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.

Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.

by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020