Eggnogged

When a man ejaculates in a woman's face and then sprinkles nutmeg on her head.

Example: LordVader burst in Magpies face then eggnogged her to finish.

by Michael apt. 9 October 16, 2014

eggnogger

we've all been egging houses right? an eggnoger is one who participates in eggnogging, the art of lighting a ziploc bag, doused in gasoline, on fire and leaving it on someones front porch to observe them stomp it out, leaving a hugeass eggnog mess.

friend:dude, just light it and run
eggnogger:ok ok, GO GO GO GO GOO!
old man victim to the eggogging:you goddamn eggnogga's!

by may fannie January 8, 2008

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by realunnavus August 26, 2019

Eggnogging

The action of a gentleman pulling out before climax and shooting on their partners face, then sprinkle their covered face with nutmeg.

"I still can't see from last night's Eggnogging."

by Togacub August 28, 2019

eggnoggin

Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.

I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2020

Eggnog

Eggnog is a delicious holiday drink and here's the recipe:

1. Crack eggs into your partners asshole or vagina.
2. Whisk the eggs with your penis.
3. Ejaculate into the mixture.
4. Collect the mixture in a cup or mug.
5. Add your favorite spirits.
6. Enjoy!

"I sure love eggnog, it's high protein and really fun to make too!"

by Grungebob Sploogepants December 26, 2020

eggnog

drink made usually for christmas and it’s good for your bones

brent drinks eggnog before working out

by mar nigga February 11, 2021