The original, pre-Euro Metrosexual, but with better taste in clothing, sports cars, women, and restaurants! (no yacht, I use my friend's in Monte Carlo)
After the rise of their new currency, Eurosexuals no longer have to "borrow an American's creditcard!" Now, Americans pay me back!
by Co'connelle September 2, 2005
Get the Eurosexual mug.1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.
1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.
by Tobey March 18, 2004
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a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
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Stacey: One time when I was playing with the Oujia board a ghost told me he likes to f**k me while I'm asleep.
Trixie: I'm sorry, what?
Stacey: One time when I was playing with the Oujia board a ghost told me he likes to f**k me while I'm asleep.
Trixie: I'm sorry, what?
by winchester420 December 29, 2022
Get the Ectosexual mug.Emesesexual is the kind of boy who really wants to hump Emese. Emese is kind of a woman. Emese is beautiful and apple.
Everyone should have an Emese!
Everyone should have an Emese!
I'm totally Emesexual.
by Huncut Kolbi 69 November 12, 2020
Get the emesexual mug.Someone physically and emotionally attracted to Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series.
Person 1: "Damn, I wanna sit on Eggman's egg-shaped d*ck."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."
by Tomás Costa May 13, 2022
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No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.
The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.
No to be confused with masturbation. This individual would be a hermaphrodite or male that was exceptionally endowed for self penetration.
The process would most likely be achieved through bending a not full erection back towards the perineum or abdomen for penetration.
by DigitalCrapShoveler July 8, 2009
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