John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

big hoop earrings

Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.

(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.

by Woodwork November 23, 2015

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

nice pants/ big earing

when one is surrounded by companions and feels like complimenting a person on their physical features, these terms would be used.

---Man 1- yo look at that girl... SHE HAS NICE
Man 2- Pants!!! nice pants
---Girl 1- Joel is soooooo hot!!!! he must have a big
Girl 2- Earing! yes Amanda, he does have a big earing.
-----she/he has nice pants/ big earing

by lexijoefranksteve December 29, 2007

earing

Impractical piece of jewelry, most often forcibly inserted into the lower earlobe where it then hangs. Most often used by girls with a single "earing" in each ear, sometimes also used excessively - by girls or guys - with mixed results.

Statistics have shown that people identifying themselves as "gothic" or "emo" have are 150% more likely to have multiple earings.

In the book "Diary" Peter's friend ripped his earing out, severing his earlobe into two pieces, resembling a snake's tongue.

by Louis K April 11, 2005

cool earrings

Cool earrings are ones that are unique, snazzy and/or totally awesome. When you see someone wearing them, you automatically walk up and compliment them for having such a fine sense of style. My good friend Tina wears cool earrings.

F-"Tina, how do you find such cool earrings?"
T-"I guess I'm just really awesome and can find ones that have holographic yin-yangs and other really snazzy features.."
F-"Yeah, i guess you are.."

by forrest07dag December 14, 2008

Golden Earring

When you pee in your lover's ear so hard it makes his or her ear ring

Jasper: hey did you and Jay have fun last night?

Marty: What? I can't hear you, Jay gave me a Golden Earring!

by Lis-Far March 18, 2010