reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

Dysfunctionalocracy

Pronunciation: dis-fuhngk-shuhn-ock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

The family of self-government methodologies characterized by a largely apathetic constituency. Not to be confused with a stupocracy where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders.

Dumbocracy is one of the most common forms of dysfunctionalocracy in the world today.

by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010

bysfunctional

When you are bi sexual and dysfunctional at the same time

That girl is so bysfunctional around her girlfriend.

by Jaseypooo May 11, 2019

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.

The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020