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Dutch oven 

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
Dutch oven by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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Dutch Oven

The act of trapping someone usually one's significant other under the covers of bedding, i.e Duvet or blanket, and passing wind, resulting in the other person inhaling or suffocating from the inhalation of passed wind.
"when me and my wife were in bed, I covered her in my duvet and gave her a dutch oven"
Dutch Oven by Chalkinator January 1, 2026

Dutch-Oven 

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.
I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!
Dutch-Oven by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

Dutch-Oven 

the type of fart that is farted in a sleeping bag.
I’m not going in there, its a Dutch-Oven after Albert had his way! Vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
Dutch-Oven by bread infection December 7, 2009

Dutch-Oven 

Group of people sitting in a car smoking marujuana with the windows rolled up until you cant see through the smoke.
Got high as a kite sitting in a dutch-oven.
Dutch-Oven by nunzconz July 13, 2010

Dutch Oven Girls 

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.
Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)
Dutch Oven Girls by CondumWing January 18, 2018

Dutch Oven Cake 

When you shit in the bed and pull the covers over your partner.
Last night, I went to dutch oven my girl, but accidentally left her a steaming dutch oven cake in the bed.
Dutch Oven Cake by gumbolicious February 18, 2015