Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019

Comfy Dumpty

The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.

Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”

by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021

dumpit

putting ones penis in a dumpling

"I can't wait to dumpit"

by sussymakasus September 22, 2021

dumpit's

racial slur for the Philippine's, people who have sex at 12

"I cant wait to see dumpit's"

by sussymakasus September 22, 2021